Fucking Up Our Lives, Guys
Fucking Up Our Lives, Guys
Blog Article
Let's be honest here, dudes. We're absolutely screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We spend our money on useless crap. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're headed for a wall.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and actually did something about it?
“2. Meant to Be Fucked by You, Guys”
You guys know about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of shit more info that gets your blood pumping. No space for pussies here, only those who need it all. We're talking about getting down and feeling every bit of the ride.
- Dump that lame stuff you’ve been reading.
- Here's where the real pleasure is.
- Get what you deserve: a wild, screaming trip.
You're not asking. We’re just offering you the truth.
Guys: Please Get down with me You know Fucking Now
Look, I'm not Faking it. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Action. Don't Delay around with BS, just Get in there already. I'm Hot and waiting for you to Get down and dirty.
Step to it, I know you want to.
Dude! These Guys {Want to Fuck Me|Have It Out With Me Sexually
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Read a Room. I've been trying to Send Signals, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Won't Leave Me Alone . It's getting {ReallyOut of Hand.
- I Really Need To Call the Police.
- For Real| This is getting Out of Hand.
I'm Telling You, I just want to Live My Life in Safety! Is that too much to ask?
Bro's Fire this Straight up Insane
Tonight, we're gonna turn it up. I'm talking about a party for the ages. We gotta get wasted and let loose. I've got {a playlist on fire|some banging tunes that will keep us moving.
We're hitting the dance floor all night long. So, are you ready to get down??
Let's make this a story we tell for years.
Screw It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- A few drinks will clear things up.
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.